May 2013
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now hold up lets talk about geese
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK...
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pfefferi:
the word radical reminds me of this cup
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stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
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darkleers-lacy-panties:
blusherlock:
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
i am so glad i am not the only one who thought of this
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Anyone who doesn’t think Rose is a badass on level with The Doctor after watching “Turn Left” can go eat pie.
(Not as a reward for their opinion, but because eating pie would be a much better use of time than spewing hate and someone who doesn’t love Rose Tyler is clearly missing out on the better aspects of life.)
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scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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itslevilosa:
sokkalogical:
seeing other artists ‘doodles’
i was just bored during class my ass.
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hali-gan:
Struggling to Care About Heterosexual Romance: a chronicle of watching mainstream movies with straight people
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winking-skeever:
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
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IT Guy: It's just so scary coming into this office, cause y'all are all women and I feel like I'm being judged for being nerdy
Me: yeah that must be horrible.
IT Guy: It is!
Me: Yeah, that's almost as bad as when I go to your office and I'm assumed to be an idiot just because I'm a girl. Or when all your coworkers talk to my legs or breasts while we're talking
IT Guy: Well, I mean
Me: Or when I go anywhere on campus and have to listen to guys talking about what they'd do to me in bed because they think I can't hear them
IT Guy:
Me: Heck, I'd say your experience is almost as bad as that time I almost got roofied at a party by one of your friends!
IT Guy:
Me: Yeah... I can see how people thinking it's funny how nerdy you are is so scary for you
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I think we meet certain people who stir something within us, as if we were born...
– (via openyourheartandshine)
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Current thoughts:
I am going to be lower middle class forever
I am going to be lonely and single forever
I hate everything
I wish someone had told me when I was going through my Winter of Depression So Bad That I Literally Could Not Function that my fucking GPA was an important hoop to jump through so I could get financial aid for my fucking study abroad
I think I’ll make cake balls...
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
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Such ancient songs
Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
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Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
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tea-tears-and-bbc:
fiddickodair:
don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose
OMG